What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Which snake is the best at counting Nigerians?

A Black Adder

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What kind of vehicle did they use to transport prisoners to concentration camps during the holocaust?

Ju-Haul

What kind of nuts go on a carrot cake?

First time posting to .

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What do you call a snake that rides around on the front of a car?

A windshield viper.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.