What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

What did the tornado say to the car?

A:('You wanna go for a spin ')

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What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

A:('A jump rope')"

What's long green and goes hith ?

A snake with a lisp !

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.