What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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What happened when the car took LSD?

It went on a road trip and had an auto body experience!

How many words does it take to start a car?

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Why are snakes hard to fool ?

They have no legs to pull !

What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.