What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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What do you call a snake that studies past events?

A HISSSSStorian.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

What kind of music does a rubber duck listen to?

Rub-a-dubstep!

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What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.