What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.

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What do you call a white guy with 2 black guys in the back of the car?

The police. What do you call a black guy with 2 white guys in the back of the car Uber!

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

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What did the snake say when another asked him the time ?

Don't asp me !

What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?

You can make a pet out of a snake !

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What kind of environment do hobbits live in?

A hobbitat

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

What kind of snake is it good to have on a car?

Windshield vipers.