What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

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What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!