What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

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Why do we say dogs are man's best friend? Why not say dogs are man's and woman's best friend?

Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.

What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

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What kind of tree is a must?

An obliga-tree.

What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!