Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How many retards does it take to push a bus?

Just one. They're retardedily strong.

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

How do you top a truck?

tep on the brake tupid

Quick Way Jokes More Quick Way Jokes

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Which is the quickest way to make someone lose?

The game.

Bernard Jokes More Bernard Jokes

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!