Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

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Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it's half empty.

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

Quick Way Jokes More Quick Way Jokes

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

Bernard Jokes More Bernard Jokes

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!