Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

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What do you call a short priest reaching for his bible that's on the top shelf?

Christina Ricci.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why did the woman's visit to wall street land her in the hospital?

Because the stock broker!

Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do the Lannisters save money on new beds?

They push Two twins together to make a King

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

Quick Way Jokes More Quick Way Jokes

What's the quickest way to a man's heart?

Through the chest plate.

What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.

Bernard Jokes More Bernard Jokes

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

What kind of dog is the most colorful?

A paint Bernard!