What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

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What do you call the bad part of Italy?

Spaghetto.

What is the worst part of a prostate exam?

Feeling the doctor's hands on your shoulders.

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You don't need to, they glow in the dark.

What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.