What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

What's the worst part of going to a southern family reunion?

Seeing your ex.

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What was the last thing that went through Paul Walker's mind before he died?

The windshield.

What's the worst part of a Ukrainian gas station?

When you see the tongue drag across your windshield.

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What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why should you never wear Ukrainian underpants?

Because Chernobyl fall out