What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?

Skint Eastwood.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the astronaut who was knocked out?

He saw stars.

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What should you do if your girlfriend is choking?

Back up a couple of inches.

What do you call a girlfriend who does kegel exercises?

Your main squeeze.