They broke up.
It's all ovum now
She was worried the egg would get there first.
A: It broke the law of gravity!
None of your business.
She laid a sidewalk !
Slow down and use Lubricant.
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.