What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

Previous Random Joke Next

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when two self-driving cars crash into each other?

RECALCULATING....*

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!