What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What did the Chemist have with his Eggs?

Barium, Cobalt and Nitrogen.

Why'd they call the egg a pimp?

Because he got ova easy.

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Why did x and y break up?

They couldn't function together.

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

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What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

When is it okay to punch a midget?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.