What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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How long have you felt this way?

Man: "Ever since I was an egg."

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

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What's the hardest part of breaking up with a leper ?

They always leave a piece of themselves behind.

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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When did this happen ?

a) I don't know he also stole my watch.

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.