What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

What do you say when only the egg remains?

It's all ovum now

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Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

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What happens when a magician gets mad?

He rips out his hare!

What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

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What did the stoner say to his girlfriend?

We'd be good together.

What do you get when ant's parents won't let him marry his girlfriend?

Antelopes.