What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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How do you like your eggs?

Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?

Why does it take 100 million sperms to fertilize one egg?

Because they won't stop to ask directions.

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Why did the radiologist break up with the gold digger?

Because he saw right through her.

Why do russians rush B?

To break the rush-A stereotypes

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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What did the pirate's ghost say to his girlfriend?

I love your Boo-ty

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.