She just wasn't working out.
To break the rush-A stereotypes
Joaquin.
They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud
The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)
He gave her a ring.
both can be solved with a coat hanger
Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!