Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

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He buys a new house.

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Why did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate his pizza before it was cool. (Written anonymously in the bathroom at work, a pizza joint.)

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Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

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It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

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How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.