Personal Trainer Jokes

How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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What do you call a hypnotist that works with wealthy children during the summer?

an heir conditioner.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What is the friend zone?

It's the space between girlfriend and girl friend.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a cow?

Cows are real.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why didn't Jesus start a charity?

Cuz they're not for prophets.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.