Personal Trainer Jokes

How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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What's a word that starts with "N" that you don't want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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How do government employees wink when they're at work?

They briefly open one eye.

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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Why did the band Wham! break up?

Because he didn't wake him up before he went went. It's , people.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

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What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What's the difference between pokemon go and my girlfriend?

Pokemon go always goes down on me