Personal Trainer Jokes

How do I start?

Personal Trainer: By putting down that Pizza slice!

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Why did the personal trainer break up with his girlfriend?

She just wasn't working out.

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What happens when Bosnian terrorists start attacking municipal government buildings?

It Herzegovina

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

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What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him?

I'm just not that Inuit."*

What do you call an Italian with two broken hands?

Mute

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a Mexican working at Tim Hortons?

a Filipino

Why did Boba Fett work alone?

Because he was hunting Solo.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

How do you play the Oscar Pistorius drinking game?

Every time your girlfriend goes to the bathroom, take two shots