Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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How many Democrats does it take to change a light bulb?

It only takes one, but we weren't able to get the work done in 1 term because we inherited a really bad situation from the prior administration.

What's better than a gold medal at the Paralympics?

Working legs.

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

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Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war?

Morgan.