Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

What caused the civil war in Ethiopia?

Too many Negus.