Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?

A futility knife.

How did the bird get his bluetooth to work?

He had to parrot.

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What kind of vision does Fetty Wap have?

17/38

What do you call an acid trip so hard that it gives you visions of the future?

Psychic-delic.

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What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

Why can't Daredevil drive a car?

Because he's from New York.

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Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

What do you call an election in Syria?

A civil war