Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

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Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds?

More storage space.

Why were some people living in the 80s so healthy?

Because they had good high jeans

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What does E.T stand for?

Because he hasn't got a chair!..... sorry.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

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How do ants hide from aardvarks?

They disguise themselves as uncles!

Who was the hide-and-seek champion of 2005?

Nobody knows, they haven't found him yet.

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What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

Where would Martin Luther King Jr. be right now if he was white?

Alive

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What did the horse say when he regained his vision?

Merci.

Why wasn't Daredevil in Civil War?

He doesn't work well with Vision

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What did Ghandi say when he was in the toilet?

I'm having a movement"

Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.