How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

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Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

Who's there ! Celeste ! Celeste who ?

Celeste time I lend you money !

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How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

What's the longest, hardest thing in a Republican's life?

Middle school.