How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

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What are you hiding in there?

nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

Why are the British known for keeping a stiff upper lip?

Because it hides their teeth.

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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.