How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

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Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

What is yellow, fluffy, and hides your slippers?

A Labrador Deceiver.

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What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

Whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don't know what to do?

Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them....

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Why are Republicans so insistent on a war in the Middle East?

Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!