Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)

Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there?

Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Why can't Americans play chess ?

Because they are missing two towers.

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What is Brazil's favorite game right now?

Hide and go zika

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek ?

Fowl play !

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What do you call a dinosaur that's in a hurry?

A Prontosaur.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

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What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

Why Are Mexican &amp?

Black Jokes Overdone? Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(