Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide &amp seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus

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Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

How do you shave your balls?

After thinking for a few moments I say "Carefully"

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What were Luke Skywalker's favourite model cars to play with as a kid?

Toyodas

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek?

A: One.

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

A: Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

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Which Dinosaurs love electricity?

Bulbasaurs

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

A: Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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What's the best kind of vegetable to bring to a party?

A turn up

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist?

His amp.