Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

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Why did Bernie Sanders's chicken restaurant throw out so much food?

He only sold left wings.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a parrot?

An animal that's always telling you how busy it is!

What is a parrot?

A wordy birdy!

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?

Because he went crackers.