Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

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What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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What's the difference between Santa and a black man?

Santa stops after the third Ho

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

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What do you call a parrot wearing a raincoat?

Polyunsaturated

Why is politics for the birds?

Because politiciands always parrot the same old lines!

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Why didn't the parrot want the black guy to buy him?

Polly want a Cracker.

What seemed to be the parrots problem?

Prolly wanted a cracker!