Why did the black man have to sell his parrot?

because polly wanted a cracker

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to a deaf man?

pause....) WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN??!! (SHOUTING)

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

Parrot Jokes More Parrot Jokes

Whoa, cool. Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Africa! There are loads of them running around!"

What flies through the jungle singing opera ?

The parrots of Penzance !

Cracker Jokes More Cracker Jokes

Why do so many white people do meth?

Nobody likes a cracker without salt. *I'm white*

What's one cracker plus two crackers. 257 Calories(http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?

i=What%27s+one+cracker+plus+two+crackers%3F)