Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

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A furrycanine

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She's the one with the dirty knees.

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Scanned-in-avia

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.