Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

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Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What did the cat say to the banana?

Banana. .. What did the cow say to the banana Banana. .. What did the goat say to the banana Baaah- nothing. Goats can't talk.

What is the difference between J. Winston and a cat?

One ruins girls clothes and steals crab legs, the other one is also losing the Rose Bowl.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU

Who is the coolest guy in a hospital. The ultra sound guy. Whos the coolest when he is off?

The hip replacement guy. /dad

Scan Jokes More Scan Jokes

Why did the cat go to the hospital?

A: To have a CAT scan done.

What do you get if you digitise a map of northern Europe?

Scanned-in-avia