What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call two black guys walking down the street?

Nothing. Are you racist or something?

What did the oyster say to the fish who stole it's shell?

Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*

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Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.