What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call a persnickety con artist walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs?

I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!