Stephen Hawkings after a house fire.
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None, he fell.
Because he took the stairs.
The stairs.
A condescending con descending.
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.
They throw silverware down the stairs.
A condescending condescending
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Because they are always up to something.
An apology.
A condescending con desending..
A: They throw them down the stairs to see what noise they make.
Con-Descending
He thinks one step ahead
The cloths hanger only solves one problem.
A condescending condescending!
They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding
Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.
They throw a toaster down the stairs.
A condescendant con descending.
Condescending. )
Never mind, I'll escalator
Eiffel.
A bannister always pays his deafs.
Well, glad I got that over with."
A nun falling down the stairs
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
Be sharp or Be flat.
A stairorist.
They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.
Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.
They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang
A condescending con, descending.
What do you call a convict walking down some stairs Con-descending
What could go wrong " My son apparently
A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.
A condescending Khan descending.
Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible
Condescending
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
A couple of steps closer to their final destination.
I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs.
It's fun to toss them down stairs.
He was shot in the face.
A. A nun falling down a flight of stairs.
Ear we go !
I pushed her
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
They slide down the banana-ster! :D
a condescending con descending.
Step one Step two Step three
Take the stairs.
Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
The Bannisters
By walking. J.K. Rowling...
A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.
Because it was too steep.
Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*
It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!
You only get presents from one set of grandparents.
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane
It stares.
A paraplegic after a house fire.
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
because polly wanted a cracker
An apple because the balackman hangs.
Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise Oh, right, *of course* !"
A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.
Russel
They have no legs to pull !
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money
