What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

What do your mother and a marathon have in common?

They are both doable as long as you don't mind following a bunch of black guys.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Escalator Jokes More Escalator Jokes

What do you call a criminal dwarf on an escalator?

A little con-descending

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.