What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

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What do you call an snobbish Mongolian ruler going down the stairs?

A condescending Khan descending.

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

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What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator