What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What did the Elevator say to the Escalator?

Well that escalated quickly.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

Escalator Jokes More Escalator Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What do you call a criminal dwarf on an escalator?

A little con-descending