What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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How do Asians name their babies?

They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.

What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

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What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.