What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

What do you call a black-white-black-white.... What do you call a black-white-black-white-black?

A nun falling off the stairs!! A really old one there.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.