What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE