Move Jokes

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

Town Jokes More Town Jokes

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What did Hillary have for lunch the other day?

Little Seizures

What's Hillary's favorite pizza place?

Little Seizures Edit: credit to Joe Biggs rambobiggs

Second Kangaroo Jokes More Second Kangaroo Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

Giraffic Jam Jokes More Giraffic Jam Jokes

What do you call it when 4 giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

a giraffic jam!

Imperial Jokes More Imperial Jokes

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What does a bag of rice and an onion do when they get into a fast car?

They pilaf. I'll show my way out

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.