The stairs.
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A jet propelled elephant !
SINGLE
Moves Like Jaeger
A Ferris wheel.
Because he came.
Niantic: "147 Pokemon You want to have 145 Pokemon ! What are you going to do with 142 Pokemon !"
The Imperial March.
Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."
Q: What do you tell someone from Moscow who is in a hurry? A: Quit Russian. Q: What do you call a Mexican pessimist? A: A Mexican't Q: What do you call a German who is urinating in an alley? A: A you're a peein'. Q: What does an Asian person have if their leg joints are socially awkward? A: Shy knees. Q: What is a Parisian country cover band's favorite song to play? A: "I've got France in low places."
A paddy melt!!
A Reputable.
Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
Start a war.
A notebook has papers. -I'll see myself out now
Because baggers can't be choosers.
A hy-bread
Squeaky clean clothes.
