Move Jokes

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

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Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

How many dadaists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Giraffe.

Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

What is a southern aristocratic families favourite dance move?

The whip

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How do you get Amy Schumer, Rosie O'donnell and Lena Dunham to move to Canada?

Piece of cake.

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

New Home Jokes More New Home Jokes

What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What do you say to someone who is making a cardboard belt?

That's a waist of paper!"

American Jokes More American Jokes

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit?

The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!

Second Kangaroo Jokes More Second Kangaroo Jokes

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

Imperial March Jokes More Imperial March Jokes

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.