The stairs.
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A jet propelled elephant !
SINGLE
Moves Like Jaeger
A Ferris wheel.
Have faith, don't question.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
People actually care if a gorilla dies.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
My ears are burning!"
An Iceburgh.
They both blew it.
Close, Bill, but no cigar!"
Neither, it's diarrhea. Before you could think about it or even turn the lights on, you've already shat yourself.
It was speeding in a high shear zone
Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
They both paralyze superman
Wife.
Throw an aluminum pan down the stairs.
Racism has many faces...
