Move Jokes

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.

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What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

What is Eren's (AoT) favorite song?

Moves Like Jaeger

What has one wheel, spins, but never moves?

A Ferris wheel.

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Whip Jokes More Whip Jokes

What do you call a white guy in an abusive relationship?

Whipped cream.

What did Ron Weasley do the first time he saw Hermione naked?

He whipped out his wand and yelled, "***Shtupify***!".

Second Kangaroo Jokes More Second Kangaroo Jokes

What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Imperial March Jokes More Imperial March Jokes

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month?

The Imperial March.

Finish Jokes More Finish Jokes

What did the made-to-order breakfast dish say to Taylor Swift at the Grammys?

Omelette you finish.

What did the blonde Buddhist say when she finished her 88th prayer?

I literally chant even..."

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.