Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's?

One for 2008 and one for 2016.

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.