Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

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Why are some people so odd?

Because they can't even.

Where do people with ADHD go?

To concentration camps.

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What did Hillary say when she lost?

Putin end to my life.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

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What do you call a person in the White House who is honest, intelligent, and law-abiding?

A tourist.

Who lives in the white house?

the black man

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Why did you cut off your ear?

Van Gogh: pardon

Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.