Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House?

So she can be pardoned.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do so many people listen to Taylor Swift songs after a breakup?

Because they were tailor made for it.

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Hillary Jokes More Hillary Jokes

What did Monica say to Hillary before Election Day?

Don't blow it

Why couldn't Hillary rig the election like she rigged the DNC?

She deleted that email.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

White House Jokes More White House Jokes

What was Monica Lewinsky's job at the White House?

Receiving heads of state.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

Pardon Jokes More Pardon Jokes

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"