Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Where do bourgeois monarchists get their coffee?

Tsarbucks

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Why did the pillow cross the road?

Because it was cooler on the other side.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get when you drop a baby into a wood chipper?

Well an erection of course.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are cops so bad at pool?

Because they can't resist hitting the black ball.

What do a Mexican and a cue ball have in common?

the harder you hit 'em the more english you get

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the fish say when it bumped its head?

Dam.

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Little Timmy Jokes More Little Timmy Jokes

Where did little Timmy go during the bombing?

Everywhere

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

What's the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.