Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

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Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How many roads must a man walk?

42

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead lawyer on the road?

The dead cat has skid marks around it.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's green and lays in a ditch while covered in cookie crumbs?

The Girl Scout that got hit by a car.

What's the sound of a water truck hitting a vinegar truck?

KAAA DOOOUUCHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

Little Timmy Jokes More Little Timmy Jokes

What's wrong with little Timmy?

Mom, sad): He went to Jared.

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

Bus Driver Jokes More Bus Driver Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.