Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
Rust-in-peace.
To get to the other tide.
Drop dead gore-geous!
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
I guess you aren't up to par"
He got hit by a bus
Because in the country, you bump your kin!
I Apollo-gize"
Because he ate too much of them.
A bus driver knows the stops and a cold stops the nose.
A bus driver can't change his stops.
