Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane?

The steaks have never been higher

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!