Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

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What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his hoagie off a bridge?

There goes my Hero.

What did the douchebag say to the chemist when he dropped his beaker?

U mad scientist?

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What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What happened to the heretical chef?

He was burnt at the steak.

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Who's got two thumbs and finds this joke funny?

Not this guy!" -Thumb amputee victim

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!