Why do you have your thumb on my steak?

So I don't drop it again, Sir."

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

Thumb Jokes More Thumb Jokes

What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!