What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "

What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

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What do you call it when a bison borrows money from you?

A buffa

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

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What did the Buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison.

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

joseph schooling

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.