What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

Why did Little Johnny drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a truck...

Bison Jokes More Bison Jokes

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo?

A: A buffaloaf.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.