What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.

Bison Jokes More Bison Jokes

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

Buffalo Jokes More Buffalo Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

Why the hell did you buy a buffalo?

Me: I'd rather have a buffalo and not need it than need a buffalo and not have it.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.