What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has got four legs and an arm?

A: A Rottweiler in a playground.

What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't the child in the secret society get a present for christmas?

He had been illumi-naughty

Why doesn't UGA ever have a nativity scene at Christmas?

Because they can't find three wise men and a virgin.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.