What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why do people with no arms have difficulty remembering?

Because they can't put their finger on it.

What do you call 222,215 Frenchman with their arms up?

The active french armed forces.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why could Jimmy not drive a tractor?

Because he had no arms or legs. Why Because he is a potato.

What do you call a man in the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why doesn't cancer let anyone in a music store?

It doesn't want anyone to find The Cure.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the disappointed smoker get for Christmas?

Clothes but no cigar...

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.