What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas?

We don't know she hasn't opened her presents yet.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

How did the psychiatrist break his leg?

He had a Freudian slip.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What is the difference between my dad and cancer?

Cancer came back

How are cancer and pregnancy similar?

They can both be fixed with intense radiation therapy.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

What did the ghost say on December 25th?

A: Scary Christmas!

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.