What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call someone with one arm and no legs?

Names

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

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What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

A: Half a centipede.

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

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What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the Blind, Deaf man get for Christmas?

Cancer

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What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Why did the fianc say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"?

He went to Jared.