With a small loan of a million dollars.
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Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.
Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls
Everywhere.
Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?
Because he lost his marbles.
Cancer.
AIDS
Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.
He went to Jared
He went to Jared.
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Because he got hit by a car
He found a lump on his testicle.
None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.
Because it was a Number 2.
Haha, now we have AIDS
They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.
Because little boys can't get pregnant.
They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.
He was scared sheetless.
Little boys pants half off.
She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long
They've both been in little boys.
Because the little boys pants were half off.
Because they're practicing to be men.
He ran out of little boys
Very exciting
Bison.
Because he had a frog stapled to his face
No wheezin'"
He got hit by a bus
She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.
You wanna pizza me !
It was a Thai!
an Oriental Rug.
So the can smell like big girls!
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
She's got no legs.
Because I shot its leg off.
AIDS.
Acting surprised.
That he only has a 6 inch.
When the big hand touched the little hand
NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are
You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.
He was in The Nile
Toothpaste.
