Little Boy Jokes

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls

Where did the little Japanese girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

Why did the fianc say "Yes!" and why did the little boy say "No!"?

He went to Jared.

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Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

How did the little boy save the catholic priest's life?

He found a lump on his testicle.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What did the little boy say to the priest?

Haha, now we have AIDS

What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

Where did the little Asian girl go when the little boy dropped by?

Everywhere.

Why don't catholics wear condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the little boy use his inhaler?

No wheezin'"

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

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