Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Young Boy Jokes More Young Boy Jokes

What did the bishop say to a large group of priest at the overnight camp for young boys?

Let us prey.'

What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions