Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why does it take Sarah Palin so long to get ready in the morning?

Because she has two faces.

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why was Jimmy sad?

Cause Jimmy had a frog stapled to his face.

Young Boy Jokes More Young Boy Jokes

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions