Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why are you crying?

me: You just crushed all the Oreo's in my fanny pack

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did the bunny say to the frog?

My name is Rabbit, not ribbit!!(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=CYkDxsaHlkg)

What's the difference between a frog?

One leg's both the same.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why did the stick-figure man's arm keep hitting him in the face?

Because it was the punch line.

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

What do corn and staples have in common?

They're both staples.

Why did the kid fall out of the tree?

I shot him Why did the second kid fall out I stapled them together Why did the third kid fall out Peer pressure

Young Boy Jokes More Young Boy Jokes

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face