Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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Cry Jokes More Cry Jokes

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in .

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why did Ms. piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

Staple Jokes More Staple Jokes

What's worse than a baby stapled to a tree?

A baby stapled to ten trees.

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Young Boy Jokes More Young Boy Jokes

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions