Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ?

Stop crying and viper your nose !

What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

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Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?