What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Why did the apple cry?

A: Its peelings were hurt.

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Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.