What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

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Why did the strawberry cry?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Why was the young boy crying?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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What did the stormtrooper say when he was frying Luke's aunt and uncle?

I'm burning, I'm burning, I'm burning Beru.

Why was the baby ant so confused?

Because all of his uncles were ants!