What does my Uncle and my account balance have in common?

I cry whenever I see them.

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What's the difference between a cry baby and Dallas Cowboys fans?

Eventually the baby stops crying

Why do Nigerian babies cry?

Midlife crisis

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Why an Aunt?

I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.

Why was the baby ant confused?

Because all of it's Uncles were Aunts(Ants)