What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What wears a black white and tan coat but has no hair?

A bald beagle!

N Jokes More N Jokes

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset?

Business was dead.

What is your line of business?

Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.