What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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How can you tell which end of a worm is which ?

Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?

An investigator.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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How do you spell Canda?

C,eh,N,eh,D,eh

Why is N the coolest letter?

Because it's N.Ice

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What is a ferret funeral?

Serious business

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.