What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

Previous Random Joke Next
Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

What's the difference between a bIack guy and a bike?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why shouldn't you wear loose fitting shorts when visiting Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

N Jokes More N Jokes

How did Canada name their country?

They picked random letters from a hat. C, eh N, eh D, eh

Why is N the coolest letter?

Because it's N.Ice

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why did the air freshener company go out of business?

Because they lacked common scents...