What starts with N, has two Gs in the middle, and has no business wearing a pointy white hood?

Your noggin

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Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

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Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Why is 10 traumatized forever?

Because he was right in the middle of 9-11.

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What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

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How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

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Why don't midgets ever get accepted into nudist colonies?

They keep sticking their noses into everyone else's business.

What do you call it when a woman of the church goes on a secret mission?

Nun of your business