What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Previous Random Joke Next

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

How did John Lennon like his Pop Tarts?

Strawberry filled forever.

Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin