What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

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What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

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What's black and fills out welfare forms?

A pen, you jerk.

Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.