What do you call a Punjabi fellow stuck in the middle of a shark-filled ocean?

Amandeep trouble.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch?

A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of the ducks.

What did Gordon Ramsey shout angrily at his girlfriend?

IT'S ALL PINK IN THE MIDDLE"

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.