What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

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What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

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Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

What happens when you stick your hand into a jar of jelly beans?

The black ones steal your watch and the yellow ones paint your nails.

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.