What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

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What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

Why did you leave your last job?

I had a typo in a tweet. "Mistakes happen!" -I worked for Yahoo Finance. "Thanks for coming in. Bye"

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

Who is the brother of Juan Luna?

Edi si AnTWOnio Luna. Yeah yeah, the result of being stuck in the traffic. XD

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Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.