What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

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Why did the snowman have his pants down?

Because he heard the snowblower was coming.

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

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What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

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What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*