Boomerang Jokes

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.

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What do you get when you cross egg whites with a bomb?

A boomerang

Where'd my boomerang go?

Under there "Under where " Hahaha I just made you say "underwear" *boomerang hits me in the back of the head*

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't return?

Stick

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.