What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

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What do call a bad haircut you got from a Native American?

A-patchy scalping Edit: Changed haircut to scalping. Because that's what I came up with this morning.

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What's a boomerang called that's not coming back?

A Stick.