What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

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Why did the blond get fired from the boomerang factory?

She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

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What did the soccer player shout to the baker who's cakes kept sticking to the tin?

LINE IT!"

Why does Kim Jong Un stick out at a black gospel church?

Because he doesn't have Seoul.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk with a boomerang?

A: A nasty smell that you can't get rid of.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?

A stick. I'll see myself out now.