What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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What is the most faithful insect ?

A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them !

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

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Why the story tells that Cindarella was at the ball?

Because the censor erased the letter "s".

How do you tell if your Billy Idol fan girlfriend has a Three Stooges fetish?

In the midnight hour she cried "Moe! Moe! Moe!"

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What are the 2 reasons the girl broke up with her boyfriend?

Because he was a cheetah and because he was lion too much to her.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Toilet Paper Jokes More Toilet Paper Jokes

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

How do epileptics greet people?

They shake.

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How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Arse Jokes More Arse Jokes

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

How do you make a dinosaur?

Kick it up the arse