What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?

You get very lumpy ice cream !

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!"

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What do the U.S.S. Enterprise and Toilet Paper have in common?

They both wipe out Klingons.

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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Why dont you like Taylor Swift?

Shes awesome!". Because I knew she was trouble when she walked in.

What do you call a fast clothes maker?

Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)

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What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.