What does Taylor Swift tell her boyfriend when he gets toilet paper stuck on his arse?

Shake it off

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Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

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How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

What is the appropriate response when your cat tells you a joke?

You've gotta be kitten me. You can SPEAK?!?

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What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common. ...about my boyfriend.

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What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a hand towel?

So you're the one!

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What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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How do you listen to Taylor Swift and N.W.A one after the other?

Make a mixed tape.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse?

Warren

What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.