Because the censor erased the letter "s".
Tell him you belong to "the" 20%.
Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.
They both keep you from getting to the ball!
Because he didn't have the balls!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
The plot thickens!
Add the letter G and it’s “gone”!
XS (excess).
Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.