Because the censor erased the letter "s".
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Gluk gluk gluk (say it out loud)
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Because her teacher told her to do an essay
Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.
A few months ago
You can't keep a good man down !
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THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
In one fine evening it can turn your host into . . . GHOST.
Both their first names have six letters. That's it. For now. Edit: they're both dead.
I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."
Put your hands in its pockets & tickle its balls.
