Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

How is life as a virgin?

Its hard

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.