Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

How do you know if a redneck girl is a virgin?

See if she can run faster than her brothers.

How do you stop being an 18 year old Virgin?

Turn 19

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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

What do you call a hundred year old man who dies in the library?

Overdue

Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What do you call a story about a broken-down computer mouse?

Depressing. **crickets**

What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story?

A cotton tale!