Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

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What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.

Why did the blonde feminist want to be cremated when she died?

She thought a traditional burial would be too bio-degrading.

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What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

How does Dr. Dre like to be told a story?

Chronic-logically.