Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

What do you call a virgin in West Virginia?

An only child....

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What did the autobots call Optimus Prime after he died?

Posthumous Prime

How many communists died during ww2?

not enough

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales