Why is the story of the Mayan Sacrifice girl so sad?

Because she died a virgin!

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How do you say "virgin" in Dutch?

Goodentight

What do they call a virgin down in the south?

Faster than her brother!

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What's it called when a hippy hangs himself?

Tie-die

What happens when redditors die?

RIP in box

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Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.