What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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Nadasaki

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They go to the polls and vote.

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What is the worst thing about being an egg?

You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!

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What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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What do soybeans call their mother?

Edamame.

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.