What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

Watch this!

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What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

A: "Today children we will learn our ABC's"

What do Socrates and John Snow both got in common?

Neither knows a thing. (from another forum)

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

How did Wendy die?

The baconator

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What do you call Rowan Atkinson watching Monty Python?

A jellybean.

What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

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What do you call a redneck with a functioning car?

Lucky

What are the famous last words of a redneck?

Hey ya'll, watch this!"