What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What is the one thing you can't say even on the internet?

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Who sang at the funeral of those who died in a railroads arson?

Adele. Some one set fire to the train

Why do cemeteries have fences around them?

Because people are dying to get in.

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Why dont applebees employees wear watches?

Cuz theres a clock on the microwave

What's worse than being stuck in traffic behind a driver that's vaping?

Realizing that your being intently watched for your reaction to their sic clouds - BEST RECOGNIZE!

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What do two rednecks getting divorced and a tornado have in common?

Someone is going to lose a trailer.

Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.