What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

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Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?

What goes "snap crackle and pop" A firefly with a short circuit !

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way."

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How now! a rat?

stabs curtain* LORD POLONIUS: O, I am slain! This is the w'rst game of hideth and seeketh ev'r *dies*

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral?

He died at such a Jung age.

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What do you get when you combine a watch with a dog?

An eternally suffering abomination...YOU MONSTER!

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couplesfight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

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What do rednecks say after they broke up?

We can still be brother and sister.

What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies?

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