What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

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What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at?

Czarcasm.

What's the one thing make a wish foundation can't give you?

The cure

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What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

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How much longer?

Did you bring any snacks They want $5 for M&M's! I wanna go home Is it over yet - me watching my kids Christmas pageant

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear