What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached

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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.

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Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

What is the last step in manufacturing Tickle-Me-Elmo's before packaging and shipping to stores?

Give it two test-tickles.