What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

What do Twitter users and regular humans have in common?

Both start off as eggs.

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What happens to you at Christmas ?

Yule be happy !

What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic ?

His bark was much worse than it's bite !

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

How best to save the iPhone from FBI?

Crack it before they hack it.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

What do you want to do before you tickle someone?

Test-tickles

How many tickles does an octopus like?

Ten-tickles