What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to Kim Jong?

He was ill.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

Tickle Jokes More Tickle Jokes

Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.