What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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What is the difference between Courtney Love and a porcupine?

A porcupines needle won't give you AIDS

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

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What did the egg say to the other egg?

Have a eggsellent day.

How does Hannibal Lecter like his eggs?

Ovaries-y

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What's the difference between a fedora clad Brony and an egg?

The egg gets laid!

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Why do redditors have so many inside jokes?

Because we're too afraid to go outside

What did the redditor do at the restaurant when he was done with his meal?

Tips waitress*