What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Blues musician and a Jazz musician?

A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do you call all the different ways a sperm can fertilize an egg?

the spermutations.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How was the Redditor with only one karma upvote able to look like he had five karma upvotes?

He was a karma-karma-karma-karma, karma chameleon!

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)