What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

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What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones say 'hey you, get off my cloud.' the Scotsman says 'hey MaCleod, get off my ewe.'

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What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

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Why was the bottle laying down?

someone flipped it.

What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

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How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.