Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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How can you tell if someone is Italian?

They'll tell you.

What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

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Why are birthdays good for you?

Statistics show: those who have the most, live the longest.

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.