Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

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What did the Pirate say on his birthday?

Ayy Matey

What do you say to Aziz Ansari when you forget his birthday?

Aziz, I'm sorry.

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.