What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

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What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

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Why did the bait-shop owner take an apprentice ?

He wanted to be a master-baiter.

What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"