What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE. I'll let myself out.

What did the toilet say to the pee?

urine

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What did R. Kelly say to the teenage girl fan?

Urine for a surprise.

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.