What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.

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What did the Urologist tell his newly accepted resident?

Urine.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

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Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

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What did the pastry chef say to his apprentice?

Know your roll!"

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.