Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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What do you find in cells?

My Ans) Black People . . . I dont know why do they ask such weird questions in biology.

Whatever's the matter ?

asked her mother. 'I don't know' replied Mary 'but the teacher thinks I may have caught decimals.'

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What's the difference between America and a pot of yogurt?

If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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What do Japanese people do when they have erections?

Vote!

Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for?

What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA !

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What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

What if UK's politician changes the lightbulb?

He Brexit!

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What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India?

Mumbai

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

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Why don't you see penguins in Britain?

Because they're afraid of Wales

Why does America spell some words differently?

They said "We can do it without u, Britain."

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.