Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Vote Jokes More Vote Jokes

What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What do you call a pig that votes?

Polled pork.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why doesn't India celebrate halloween?

No Gandhi

What do they call divorce in India?

Re-arranged marriage

Britain Jokes More Britain Jokes

Which is the worst career choice?

Dentistry in Britain Nutritionist in the Midwest North Pole stripper during an antifreeze shortage

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Brexit Vote Jokes More Brexit Vote Jokes

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday?

GirlFriend: You told me to surprise you.

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise. :)