What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart"

How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

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Why was Timothy, the British astronaut, selected to go to the ISS?

He was in Peake condition.

What do you call a British nanny with an MDMA addiction?

Molly Poppins.

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What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

How do you destroy an empire?

Brexit.