What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

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Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.