What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit

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Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Why would The Doctor and Storm get along?

Because he is the heart of the storm.

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

What do you call a short sleeved British shirt?

A tea-shirt. Please don't hurt me.

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.