What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

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What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

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Why doesn't Angelina Jolie like peaches?

Because of the "Pit"

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit