What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

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What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

The punch lines.

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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What did the child with no hands get for his birthday?

Nobody knows yet.

How do you know when you're turning 40?

When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh