What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

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What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?

She won't swallow

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Where do you find a birthday present for a cat?

In a cat-alogue!

What did the dad say when his daughter gave him gravel for his birthday?

Thanks for sediments