What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?

Going to Thailand with your own children

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke on his birthday?

I know what you're going to get, I felt your presents

How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for his birthday?

He felt his presents.