What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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What do you call an alligator trying to start trouble?

An instagator!

How about anonymous white people arguing with one another viciously on the internet?

Has that been tried yet

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How do you get a New Yorker upset about ISIS terror attacks?

Tell them ISIS are Red Sox fans.

How can you tell if someone is ticklish?

You use test tickles

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Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?"

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

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What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.