What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What's making all that noise in your trunk?

Me- My feelings. I'm trying to dispose of them properly.

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What does a hippy say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste

How can you tell the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?

The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.

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What did Adele say when asked where her dog is?

Groomer has it

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

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What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?

ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR

What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?

You remind me of someone

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How Do You Get Stoned in Ancient Rome?

Start shouting Jehovah.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

What does a tweaker and a Jehovah's Witness have in common?

Both ride bicycles and are on a mission.

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What does Walter White say when someone tells him a knock-knock joke?

Nothing, because he is the one who knocks.

What does Walter White say when he tells a knock-knock joke?

I am the one who Knock-knocks.