What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

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How do you know a white person is about to tell a joke?

He's looking over his shoulder

How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

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When she asks "is that your puppy?

say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.

What did Joe Hill say when someone asked if he was Joe King?

No, I'm dead serious."

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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

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What do you get when you cross a Unitarian with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

Why don't Americans get knock knock jokes?

FREEDOM RINGS