What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

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What did Zelda tell Link when he couldn't unlock the door?

Triforce

How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?

When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No

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What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What's the worst thing about being a transgender?

Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.

What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

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Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?

A. Moses. Because he broke all 10 commandments at once.

What do you call a group of religious oranges?

Jehovah's citruses.

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What are Jehovah witnesses called in Chinese?

Dind Dong

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

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Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings