What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

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What noise does a Russian Sheep make?

It Blyats.

What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

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What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.