How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon?

Put a sock in it.

What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What is a Minnesotan's favorite state to vacation in?

It's Alaska, don'Juneau.

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

Antarctica Jokes More Antarctica Jokes

What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr