How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

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How does a black mother tell her children apart?

She remembers them by their last names.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

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Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

What is the motto of the French navy?

To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )

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Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

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Why is Antarctica controversial?

It's a polarizing topic.

Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.