How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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When lesbians get married, which one makes the sandwiches?

Neither! Everyone knows they prefer hot pockets

How do you know if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?

It is when the blind try to read your face

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How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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Because the dimes (times) have changed.

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What would you call a Russian invasion of Alaska?

Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.