How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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What does Putin say during his new years speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Why do cows like being told jokes ?

Because they like being amoosed !

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when someone told him to upgrade to Windows 7?

I still love vista, baby

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What did the mommy broom say to the baby broom?

Time to go to sweep.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

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What do you call a camel in Alaska?

Lost.

Why is a physicist's dream vacation in Alaska?

Because of all the cold fission it has.

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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.