How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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Why can't Jimmy ride his bike?

Because he has no limbs Kinda dark, I know. It's just for those out there who would chuckle at this. ;D

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

How can you tell Russians are bad at driving stick?

cause their cars are always Stalin

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Why Do Philosophers Have Such Good Teeth?

Because they philos all the time!

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

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Why do terrorists in Antarctica love being interrogated?

Snow boarding is fun as hell.

Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....