Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !

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Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman?

He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What do lesbians in Alaska sing?

What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar.

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR