What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

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Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.

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Why doesn't Superman like the Mummy?

Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!