What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.