What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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Why did the horse get a DUI?

She had too many maretinis

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

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What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

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What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ?

Alaska my mummy !