What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

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Why don't Asians make good Knights?

Because then there would be a chink in the armor.

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

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Who does a dead pharaoh talk to?

His mummy.

What do you call an attraction to your own mummy?

A dedipus complex.