What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

How did horses get to America in the 1700's?

On the Hayflower!

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Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.