What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you call a knight made out of clay?

Sir Amick

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.