What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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What do you call a horse getting carried away with a magic marker?

A zebra.

Why don't Amish people water ski?

Because their horses would drown.

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.