What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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What do you call a horse who disagrees with you?

Glue.

What do ghosts like about riding horses?

Ghoulloping.

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What does the 1286BC incribed on the mummy's tomb indicate ?

The registration of the car that ran him over !

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.