What do you call a mummy on a horse?

A knight in Charmin armor.

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Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

Why do women always say they want a man with a stable job?

What's so glamorous about cleaning up after horses

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.